So, Pottermore sorted me into Gryffindor. The questions were posed by J.K. Rowling herself.
Years ago I thought I was a Gryffindor or maybe I just wanted to be but then, Stephanie pointed out to me that I’m really a Slytherin. This made sense. Now we’re back to square one.
My nine year old self would be like, “Hells yesss” said with a lisp.